Monsieur Catalogues thinks Wes Anderson could make a magnificent film of "The Adventures of Tintin." I have to agree. Until Wes gets on with that project, content yourselves with this clip from the cartoon, dubbed in Geordie.
Disclaimer: If you're reading this from a classroom somewhere, do NOT open this clip until your lecture is over. You'll laugh so much your head will roll off, and that would disturb your classmates.